Cute and Suffering.

helloitsbees:

womanwithaknife:

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

Then Perish

(via spider-man-slut)

greathaircut:

if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me

(via thebootydiaries)

Anonymous asked: Can u explain me pls what happened? i see some angry ppl on my dash and I don't understand??

rainbowgucci:

solistliam:

all i know about is that niall starts his tour on liam’s birthday and a lot of people, me included, are lowkey annoyed about that

telapathetic:

theres someone downstairs i hope its a murderer

(via thebootydiaries)

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

(via zackisontumblr)

naramdil:

not to be reverse racist but whenever they have white ppl in bollywood song videos theyre always low tier early 2000s mtv reality show looking bitches

(via mashallahwallahi)

netlfix:

netlfix:

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

(via thebootydiaries)