I am well aware that my blog is trash
Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”
Then Perish
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Janelle Monáe photographed by Camila Falquez for Allure
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if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me
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Anonymous asked: Can u explain me pls what happened? i see some angry ppl on my dash and I don't understand??
all i know about is that niall starts his tour on liam’s birthday and a lot of people, me included, are lowkey annoyed about that
theres someone downstairs i hope its a murderer
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If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
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This isn’t surreal this is high school
And college
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not to be reverse racist but whenever they have white ppl in bollywood song videos theyre always low tier early 2000s mtv reality show looking bitches
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whats ET short for?
because he’s got little legs
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TIFFANY HADDISH’S OPENING MONOLOGUE
2018 MTV Movie & TV Awards
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